Friday, August 8, 2014


I'm currently standing in line waiting to get lunch for my co workers . Wearing a black suit and black heels , the line is long the crowd full of men . Let's talk about regret as I wait . Why am I reminded of regret ? Because as I stand here in a room full of testosterone and I'm being eyed like today's special I like to remind everyone why we should not regret anything . 

Why not be with the one we love ? Why not take that job ? Why not go for our dreams ? Why not go do that bucket list ? 

Do it !!! Whatever it is !!! Instead of dreaming do it !!! 
- Agent Orange 

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

It's just a Funeral ?

Your going about your day , the sun shines bright the breeze is cool . Your driving in your car . Your hair is long and golden blowing in the spring air . Skin glowing , the phone rings ... 

The music filters back to melancholy  back drop where moments ago it drowned out everything around you . Your heart drops . 

The blinders fall , the voice on the other end doesn't seem so friendly any more . They begin to tell you the story . About how one sentence falls to the pit of one's stomach turning to every regret , of why I didn't say I love you ? Why I worked so much and lived less ? Why I wasted so much time with people who didn't love me and left behind the one's who really did ? 

I should've fought harder ! Traveled more!
Stood up to my enemies ! 
But there is no time left . 

You hang up the phone . Realizing there's been a dial tone for a long while.

2 months to live they say . 

Live every day as if it were your last . Take your blinders off . Ask your self . If I called you what would you change today?

- Agent orange 

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

What Is Victorias Secret?

We all know the answer to this , but do we think about the answer ? 

We need to give men more of a chance ladies. . I think woman expect men to think like women do . We get our panties in a bunch when they notice our breast instead of our conversation . 

Men our visual creatures ladies . Us women spend thousands of dollars on fake hair , lashes and make up , padded bras , for what ? For men to notice our personalities ? 

Yet you get offended when they look at your breast ? 

Men in whole 100% in fact fall in physical attraction first . Then if your lucky emotional . Women are opposite . 

So ladies next time your new man likes your physical attributes don't be so offended ! Don't make your men into women and be patient . 

Just don't give up that booty ;) 

- Agent Orange 

How To Get Your Love Back

I find that in losing a lost love for any reason , we ponder day and night how to get it back . 

You can pray for the answer , google the answer , cry all night ... But nothing will help . In the end my advice is follow your heart . Fight for it one time and in that one time give it your all , and if it dosent work , walk away . 

If they love you , they will come back. . Otherwise you deserve more . I know it's hard . But if they love you the way you love them they will find you . I promise . If they don't , I mean really it's their loss .. 

Because you are awesome !!! 

- Agent Orange 

Monday, August 4, 2014


Advice from the girls on top : 

Never be with anyone who does not support you emotionally or puts you down . 

Always stay the path . It's better to be alone than settle . 

True love is out there 

- Agent Orange 

Sunday, August 3, 2014

The Real Deal

I can't stress this enough. The one thing I have learned in my thirty ( something years ) Is be your self. I learned no matter what when you are dating or , just out in life , be you.  We start dating someone new we dress their way, dye our hair a certain color. I am not saying not to be a better you , That my friends is a good thing. What I am saying is do not change you to be like them. For them to like you. The likeness should come naturally. We want acceptance so bad, and love , we do whatever it takes to get it. If that is the case they are not for you ) Love and acceptance should come naturally , flaws and all.  

Again , if your love makes you want to try new things , this is a good thing. I am not saying not to do that. I am just saying don't change to gain acceptance. From anyone. Even friends.  

I'll tell you a story. One day about 5 years ago . I had a terrible day at work. I was disheveled and my long blonde hair was in so many different ways. My dark brown eyes I am sure looked black. My mom took me to dinner at Claim Jumper. Their he was a 6 Ft tall dark hair , dark skin handsome man who stood before me. He worked their as a manager. He told my sister who also worked their that he thought I was a 10. 

I'm a 10? I laughed. My point is , where your head high, smile on and always believe in your self. Because you never know who might fall in love with you , I mean he did and were still friends today ;)